John Greenman
Skinny White Guy With A Tiny Dick
Hi! I'm just another Skinny White Guy With A Tiny Little Micro Dick. I've Been A Member Of The Pussyfree club For My Entire Life. Anytime I Get Naked In Front Of A Girl, I get Laughed At. My Last Girlfriend, Laughed Hard, Snapped A Picture, And Sent It To All Of Her Friends. Now Anytime We Get Together For A Party Or Any Kind Of Get Together, She Has Me Strip So All Of Her Friends Can Laugh At Me. They All Take Turns Taking Selfies With Me Pointing At My Pathetic Little Dick.
Damn, I thought I was small!