My tattooed and pierced dick. It is almost 3 inches when erect, however it no longer gets hard. I can jack off with a half-hard cock.
When flaccid, it turtles, (zero inches, fully retracted into body)
I can't pee standing up because it is retracted in me, so it only sprays.
WOW! 338 people have seen this tiny dick!
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I can help you with that penis.
It is a good thing that it doesn’t get hard any more, That thing is a weapon!
You shouldn’t be allowed to assault men or women with that thing!
I am a cutter, and if we ever meet, I will give you a penectomy and stop you from assaulting people with that vile weapon.
Wow! I can’t believe you said such a mean thing to me. My penis isn’t harming anyone, and men have fun twisting and touching it. Just because it no longer can get hard doesn’t mean I want to get rid of it.
I didn’t say you don’t enjoy your penis… I’m sure you do.
You don’t DESERVE to have a penis after all those tattoos and that disgusting ring.
The public will be safer after I cut it off.
I know you live in Park Ridge, north side. Just remember, one of these days you’ll meet a guy and it will be me. Before you know it I will give you a penectomy.
Remember this the next time you have sex.